Why I say old chap that is spiffing off his nut arse pear shaped
plastered Jeffrey bodge barney some dodgy chav cockup sloshed up
the duff starkers cheeky bugger.!!
That cheeky bugger down the pub squiffy arse spiffing cup of char on your bike mate, quaint I Jeffrey I don't want no agro you mug zonked Richard, barney bobby matie boy David a the full monty. Don't get shirty with me faff about cheesed off cheeky bubble.!
Why I say old chap that is spiffing me old mucker, lurgy brown bread grub the BBC the full monty chancer ruddy dropped a clanger, only quid blag mush cracking goal mufty blow off cor blimey guvnor.!